April 26, 1991
Snaps Provolone is trying to mend his ways. After losing his father, this gangster promises to live life as an honest citizen. Working with several bankers, Snaps looks forward to a life in finances to support his family. With a grown daughter, Lisa, looking to break out of the cloistered crime family, she fakes a pregnancy fostered by the chauffeur, Oscar. Snaps' accountant, Anthony, shows up and proclaims his love for the daughter at the same time. As a smart solution, Snaps tries to match Anthony and his daughter together for holy matrimony and a legitimate pregnancy. With Snaps' wife and past love showing up in the process, even the police believe that Snaps is back on the crime circuit. As they monitor the situation, more confusion ensues at the front door and within to make Snaps' day even more frustrating.